TrooperOnesie™
TrooperOnesie™
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TrooperOnesie™
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Got three for the guys before game night. Nobody took them off all evening
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Wore it to my buddy's party and instantly became the main event. Zero regrets.
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Whole group ordered one after seeing mine. Best money I've spent on a laugh
Why TrooperOnesies?
Why TrooperOnesies?
Most novelty onesies are thin, flat and disappointing. Ours aren't.
Every TrooperOnesie is built from thick plush sherpa fleece with molded 3D gear detailing — the vest, the knee pads, the helmet, the mask. It has real weight to it, the kind you notice the second you put it on.
The full-length zip runs from the ankle all the way over the head. Zip it up and you disappear completely. That's the moment everyone films.
Three designs, one job: be the most ridiculous thing in the room while being the most comfortable person in it.
Made to order, one at a time. We don't hold stock and we don't cut corners.
Shipping
Shipping
Free worldwide shipping on every order. No minimum.
This is a pre-order. Your onesie doesn't exist until you order it — production starts once your order is confirmed.
Production: 20 days
Delivery: 8–10 days
Total: roughly 28–30 days from purchase
You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships.
Customs duties and import taxes are the customer's responsibility and aren't included in the price. Delivery estimates aren't guarantees — customs and courier delays are outside our control.
Need to change or cancel? Contact us within 24 hours of ordering. After that, production has already started.
Warranty
Warranty
Wear it. Show it to your friends. If it isn't what you expected, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll refund you.
If anything arrives damaged or defective, send us a photo and we'll sort it out — replacement or refund, your call.
TrooperOnesies In Action!
Testimonials
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Poker night was over
Showed up to poker night in this. Nobody could focus on the cards for twenty minutes
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Two friends ordered same night
My friends thought it was a gag until they felt the fleece. Two of them ordered that night
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BBQ came to a stop
Zipped it up in the middle of a BBQ. Everyone stopped what they were doing
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I actually see out of it when it's zipped up?
Can I actually see out of it when it's zipped up?
Yes. Each design has its own vision opening — a tinted visor, clear lens ports or an eye slot. You can see and move around normally with it fully closed.
What size should I get?
What size should I get?
Go with your normal size. The fit is deliberately roomy, so if you're between sizes, size up.
How do I wash it?
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold on gentle, inside out, then air dry. No tumble dryer, no iron — the molded pieces don't like heat.
Is it warm enough to actually wear around the house?
Is it warm enough to actually wear around the house?
Very. It's thick sherpa fleece head to toe — most people end up turning the heating down.